dykealectics:

picture it: a cowboy riding a dragon. magnificent, isn’t it? my friends you have just tapped into the mystical resource called imagination

my gfs roommates are loudly giving their friend bj tips like “hands are EVERYTHING. NO TEETH” and everyone is screaming and i’m sitting here like “can i schmoke”

pettyqueer:

pettyqueer:

MY LOVE IS WIDER THAN VICTORIA LAKE.

TALLER THAN THE EMPIRE STATE.

IT DIVES, IT JUMPS.

I. CAN’T. GIVE. YOU. MORE. THAN. THAT….

SURELY YOU WANT ME BAAAAAACK

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SADE

sideeffectsinclude:

Excerpt from The Complete Poems by Anne Sexton

everything is connected, you fuckhead. unknown latent forms persist in the deepest of chasms, bastard

why is tumblr saying all posts were made 5 hours ago….

i wish i could exclusively go to my store for coffee like i wish it was accessible from wherever i am

reallyreallyreallytrying:

ever since i downloaded my first word document i have been obsessed with files

every time i go to sbux my drink is wrong and i wanna throw it away but im like. its $7

heaven4everyone:

Queen in Vienna May 12th, 1982

proteean:

She’s a Killer Queen
Gunpowder, guillotine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime

insects-in-every-hole:

Catholic Cemetery in Lindsay, Texas, 9/18